I am not evil, just clever..

We were playing in the backyard and lard butt was chasing her oh so precious ball. You don't think I was just going to let that stand did you? Oh hell  no. We were waiting for Diane to throw the ball and Marley was looking around for it but I had stole it!!!  I still got my wits about me people, Still do. I hid it and myself under the tree so Marley could not it back. My house, my rules. We are going to Ft Washington later on so I must rest up. TTYL