The culprit . Don't; look into her eyes. That's her game people. Dazzle you with those eyes and then Miss Slick Fatty McFatty goes in for the kill!!
Let me tell you what happened. Diane went out to the car to prep it for the snow. Don't ask people. Anywho, she had left me some food in my bowl. Now you know me people, I like to graze and I always leave food in the bowl because you just never know. It could be Armageddon around the corner and I will be the only dog left with any food in their bowl. You never know. Anywho, back to blubber butt. Diane comes back in side to find this . THE BOWL WAS LICKED CLEAN. Look at what I have to put up with people. Look at this. The injustice, the calamity, the horror of it all. Diane gave me an extra special dinner and Marley only a little dinner. I guess that was dessert then right? Didn't think I was keeping score did you people. Of course I'm keeping score.
Let me tell you what happened. Diane went out to the car to prep it for the snow. Don't ask people. Anywho, she had left me some food in my bowl. Now you know me people, I like to graze and I always leave food in the bowl because you just never know. It could be Armageddon around the corner and I will be the only dog left with any food in their bowl. You never know. Anywho, back to blubber butt. Diane comes back in side to find this . THE BOWL WAS LICKED CLEAN. Look at what I have to put up with people. Look at this. The injustice, the calamity, the horror of it all. Diane gave me an extra special dinner and Marley only a little dinner. I guess that was dessert then right? Didn't think I was keeping score did you people. Of course I'm keeping score.
Life is good my ass
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