Someone turn the heat down!!!

Why, oh why, must I suffer? It is enough I put up with Marley and her bones but now the heat too?  I haven't even chewed a bone yet and Marley has gone through two of them!!!  But don't worry, I get her back when I snuggle with her person at night believe you me.  We sleep in the bed together and Marley lays down near the front door starting into the room giving us the evil eye. Doesn't bother me none, I am the lover boy and she is not. I snuggle and snuggle with Diane and she can't do nothing about it. So go ahead, old evil eye one, try to work your magic on me, it's not going to work. Why? Because I am a lover, not a fighter baby. Maybe you should try it, would do you some good. Think about that the next time you are chewing your bone.