The one on the left people., the other is a crazy ass female. Since Marley, the female in question, steals  my food I have decided to repay her by stealing her ball. Fair is fair I say. Plus I am going to steal her bed. When she is not looking.  Any who, we went to Fresh Pond today. Such a nice day. 

It was such a good afternoon I didn't even care that Marley was with me. We went to Fresh Pond after going to the dog park earlier. We went to the dog beach and chase a stick around. We stayed at the beach for a while and then ran into EMMA!!! My BOO!!! Oh, happy day. We went to the grassy hills there and ran around like crazy!!!

So we went to the dog park at 8 am today. Diane was out of it. Apparently, it was too early for her. Toughen up, I say. This is a nice dog I was playing with. We then went to Fresh Pond later on with a friend of hers. That was after we played the Louie sandwich game. So fun. My people better do it when they get home. That's all I am saying people. You have been warned.

THE EVIL VENT

So Diane was baking something and for some reason this evil noise started.  I started shaking and the whole earth was shaking  and I was going to be swallowed up whole and all Diane could say was "what's wrong, Louie?" I CAN'T TALK LADY!!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING AS WE KNOW IT AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS MAKE SMALL TALK. OH LORD THE END IS HERE!!!, SOMEBODY CALL SOMEBODY. MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES. I CAN'T...oh, wait, it stopped.

Eating in peace, finally. Marley is gone for the weekend. PARTY!!!!
So it's snowing and it's all wet..not fun.

I am trying to get a hold of Emma to see if I can hang with my baby. For now, Diane is a good number 2.

She's not insulted. I asked her.

Give me a break, people.....it's not easy being this popular.  I also need a break from all the photos. You all know how handsome I am.

I have been going to the dog park with Alice every day which has been fun. Yesterday I went to the park twice because that's how I roll people, that's how I roll.

Diane & I just played a game we like to call the "Louie Sandwich Game" ...this is how you play.

1.  Go to the backyard. This isn't hard, just open the back door.
2. Hide behind one of the cars.
3. Start the hunt. You must try to catch me by slowly hunting me. Diane says when she hunts me that when she catches me, she is going to make a Louie Sandwich with a little ketchup and maybe some Alfredo sauce. and then she pounces and I run like the wind!!! Barking all the way!!!

Don't worry, I won't let her make a sandwich of me.

OK , so as you can imagine, Emma was blown away by my romantic poem. I aim to please, people. She digs the strong, not so silent type.  I wore my tie and we had some sort of messed up prom photo. I don't know, that was Annie's idea. She was so impressed with me in my tie. I should have warned her of the Louie effect on the ladies.

We hand home made cookies and a ice cream cookie sandwich. Emma was happy with the presents I picked out. OK, maybe not just me. She stole Marley's ball though and that's my job.

FREAKY, RIGHT? I'm just messing with you guys. There's not two of me. If there were, I'd be the cooler one. Wait, which one am I talking about? Oh, Lord I'm confused now...I should not have done this. I have to go lay down.