Eating in peace, finally. Marley is gone for the weekend. PARTY!!!!
So it's snowing and it's all wet..not fun.

I am trying to get a hold of Emma to see if I can hang with my baby. For now, Diane is a good number 2.

She's not insulted. I asked her.

Give me a break, people.....it's not easy being this popular.  I also need a break from all the photos. You all know how handsome I am.

I have been going to the dog park with Alice every day which has been fun. Yesterday I went to the park twice because that's how I roll people, that's how I roll.

Diane & I just played a game we like to call the "Louie Sandwich Game" ...this is how you play.

1.  Go to the backyard. This isn't hard, just open the back door.
2. Hide behind one of the cars.
3. Start the hunt. You must try to catch me by slowly hunting me. Diane says when she hunts me that when she catches me, she is going to make a Louie Sandwich with a little ketchup and maybe some Alfredo sauce. and then she pounces and I run like the wind!!! Barking all the way!!!

Don't worry, I won't let her make a sandwich of me.

OK , so as you can imagine, Emma was blown away by my romantic poem. I aim to please, people. She digs the strong, not so silent type.  I wore my tie and we had some sort of messed up prom photo. I don't know, that was Annie's idea. She was so impressed with me in my tie. I should have warned her of the Louie effect on the ladies.

We hand home made cookies and a ice cream cookie sandwich. Emma was happy with the presents I picked out. OK, maybe not just me. She stole Marley's ball though and that's my job.

FREAKY, RIGHT? I'm just messing with you guys. There's not two of me. If there were, I'd be the cooler one. Wait, which one am I talking about? Oh, Lord I'm confused now...I should not have done this. I have to go lay down.

So, I am headed over to my sweeties birthday party. I wrote a poem I want you guys to check out and be really impressed by..



I love the way you bounce around and even hit me on my head
I love the way I lose you when we're running around the shed
I love the way you're sweet and kind of funny too
I think you should consider being my little boo 
I love the way you  make me feel like a puppy and it makes me oh so glad
I love the way you're easy going and never ever get mad

On the occasion of  your birthday I have a present for you
I am now forever your boyfriend and will always be your Lou.

I'm still working on it but I have some time....told you you'd be impressed...

OK...so I just want to start out by saying I was completely surprised when Diane took me to Harvard Sq.  Frankly, I was just happy that the anti-Christ wasn't with us. Yeah, it sounds harsh, I know,  but  I have a long memory. I sleep with one eye open when Miss Thing is around. So as I was saying, I am just happy she isn't here today.  We went to the square and was walking around and then Diane had the nerve to tie me up when she went to go get a latte whatever the hell that is. So when she di it again I didn't think much about it...but...I did start to remember. I think I was here before once and I think something good happened.

SURE ENOUGH PEOPLE!!!!

She came out with this!!!!!

What is this hot mess you ask? Let me tell you.
It is a POOCH-INI at the Shake Shack. It has homemade dog biscuits, custard and peanut butter sauce. Hell Yeah!!! I almost had a tear in my eye. Almost...

She steals my toys, I steal her ball. That's how it goes.

BUT >>>that is not what I am hear to talk about. Oh the horror of what happened tonight. It's so bad I can barely type. I just didn't expect it but I handled myself with dignity. That's what handsome, respected, intelligent, fun, amazing dogs ...wait, what were we talking about?  I got distracted. Oh, yeah, hell night.

So Tiffany came over with Sirius......INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! Inside!!! Not outside. I think they were supposed to be outside. Humans, they get so confused so easily. Anyway, THEY WERE INSIDE as I was saying  and the enemy, Marley was already here.  BOTH of them started playing with my toys. IT WAS MAHEM PEOPLE, MAHEM!!! MY toys were flying all over the place. I could not believe it!!!  I just stood there I tried to get all my toys back but I couldn't keep up. Oh god, people. Oh god. What  is a boy to do? I just had to stand there and go to my happy place. Then, I went. It's my bed.  Sirius can come to my back yard, but not inside. You have to set boundaries with your friends.