Confused & Annoyed by a evil box

OK.  I don't even know what to think at this point.  Diane & I went to Harvard Sq. The thought was good until we went on this moving box like thing under the sidewalk. What the heck is that? Who created this evil thing? There were people on it and they did not seem to care that we had been kidnapped and were never going to see the light of day again. I was brave though and got snacks on this thing.  When we got out I must admit I was so excited to go up the stairs and get the hell out there that I may have knocked a couple of people over. I MAY HAVE. That's what Diane said but I don't believe her.