The Long Walk

So we walked all the way downtown. It was a long ass walk I tell you but I soldiered on. Of course Diane carried me in the backpack but she said I was too heavy and asked me to get out of the backpack but I wouldn't. She put the backpack down on the ground thinking that I would walk right out of the pack but oh no people, I'm not stupid. I just sat right there. We finally made it to the Christmas Village but I was a little tired. I refused to walk anymore so we took an Uber home.  We happened to get the wrong Uber though. Don't ask. The Uber driver thought I was cool though because he never heard a dog snore before!!
So all in all a success given the Shake Shack detour.

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