Oh look........, it's me and one of Satan's minions
So, I am headed over to my sweeties birthday party. I wrote a poem I want you guys to check out and be really impressed by..
I love the way you bounce around and even hit me on my head I love the way I lose you when we're running around the shed I love the way you're sweet and kind of funny too I think you should consider being my little boo I love the way you make me feel like a puppy and it makes me oh so glad I love the way you're easy going and never ever get mad On the occasion of your birthday I have a present for you I am now forever your boyfriend and will always be your Lou. I'm still working on it but I have some time....told you you'd be impressed... OK...so I just want to start out by saying I was completely surprised when Diane took me to Harvard Sq. Frankly, I was just happy that the anti-Christ wasn't with us. Yeah, it sounds harsh, I know, but I have a long memory. I sleep with one eye open when Miss Thing is around. So as I was saying, I am just happy she isn't here today. We went to the square and was walking around and then Diane had the nerve to tie me up when she went to go get a latte whatever the hell that is. So when she di it again I didn't think much about it...but...I did start to remember. I think I was here before once and I think something good happened. SURE ENOUGH PEOPLE!!!! She came out with this!!!!! What is this hot mess you ask? Let me tell you.
It is a POOCH-INI at the Shake Shack. It has homemade dog biscuits, custard and peanut butter sauce. Hell Yeah!!! I almost had a tear in my eye. Almost... She steals my toys, I steal her ball. That's how it goes. BUT >>>that is not what I am hear to talk about. Oh the horror of what happened tonight. It's so bad I can barely type. I just didn't expect it but I handled myself with dignity. That's what handsome, respected, intelligent, fun, amazing dogs ...wait, what were we talking about? I got distracted. Oh, yeah, hell night. So Tiffany came over with Sirius......INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! Inside!!! Not outside. I think they were supposed to be outside. Humans, they get so confused so easily. Anyway, THEY WERE INSIDE as I was saying and the enemy, Marley was already here. BOTH of them started playing with my toys. IT WAS MAHEM PEOPLE, MAHEM!!! MY toys were flying all over the place. I could not believe it!!! I just stood there I tried to get all my toys back but I couldn't keep up. Oh god, people. Oh god. What is a boy to do? I just had to stand there and go to my happy place. Then, I went. It's my bed. Sirius can come to my back yard, but not inside. You have to set boundaries with your friends. But Coco, please control yourself...God, please, puppies...you're embarrassing yourself now. Bark, bark, bark...all I hear is Bark, bark. bark, etc. I was never that uncool. He was all flopping around on his back, trying to get me to play with him. Trying to hard kid, trying to hard. Have to listen to the Lou. I played with him a little just to get him to leave me alone for a second but that only encouraged him. My bad...god it's hard to be this amazing and popular. |
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