Ok, maybe I am a little. Mookie just left so. I don't like how he has to pay so much attention to a stupid ball and not on me all the time. Is that really too much to ask.? Cooper asked if he could come over Monday but sorry, Charlie, you were late on the uptake. Oh, snap. I don't double book people, I don't. My boys need their one on one time with me. I had to push Cooper to Tuesday. I am only one woman people.. Diane is taking a break and lying on the couch watching telly. Usually I only dictate but I wonder if I can take over the blog. She is not looking.
Here we go people!! I'm typing for the first time!! Wait, she is looking over here. No just on the floor little old me. Go back to your box watching. There she goes. She is not paying attention. Oh, the power. What should I say?
FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, MY PEOPLE, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, MY FAN BASE, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, FOOD, MORE FOOD,NEVER ENOUGH FOOD, Oh, wait, she's coming over here.
'Emma, what are you doing?"
"Nothing, posting on Facebook"
"Oh, ok"
Never said she was smart people. love her but not the brightest bulb, Oh no she's coming back!!
"You don't have a Facebook page! "FOOD SEND FOOD, LOTS OF FOOD , SEND IT BY THE CRATELOAD, DROP IT OFF IN A HELICOPTER. OH LORD BE QUICK ABOUT IT!!!!